What is a really really small country that I could round up a few dozen buddies, invade, and become King??

I'd like to become a King or Emporer, and since I have no royal blood anywhere in my family, I figure I would do it the old tried and tested way--invade a country or small kingdom and install myself as King. Its worked for centuries. I need a country with little or no Army and a gullible population just waiting for a charismatic monarch. I feel I have a lot to offer, but I don't want to bother with the democratic process and voting etc. That's so yesterday. Monarchies and Kingdoms are coming back baby, and I want to be on the cutting edge.